“Must love decorating for holidays, mischief, kissing in cars, and wind chimes. no specific height, weight, hair color, or political affiliation required but would prefer a warm spirited non racist. cynics, critics, pessimists, and “stick in the muds” need not apply. voluptuous figures a plus. any similarity in look, mind set, or fashion sense to mary poppins, claire huxtable, snow white, or elvira wholeheartedly welcomed. i am dubious of actresses, fellons and lesbians but dont want to rule them out entirely. must be tolerant of whistling, tickle torture, james taylor, and sleeping late. i have a slight limp, eerily soft hands, and a preternatural love of autumn. i once misinterpreted being called a coal-eyed dandy as a compliment when it was intended as an insult. i wiggle my feet in my sleep, am scared of the dark, and think the Muppets Christmas Carol is one of the greatest films of all time. all i want is butterfly kisses in the morning, peanut butter sandwiches shaped like a heart, and to make you smile until it hurts.”
-Matthew Gray Gubler, on his perfect woman.
brb dying
Oh my, I can’t even…
Major swoons for this man.
perfect man. right there.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHrgasm
OKAY LADIES NOT TO BE A BUZZ KILL… BUT THERE IS NOT A “PERFECT” MAN OUT THERE! IF I EVER SAW A LISTING FOR THIS DUDE I WOULD RUN FAR FAR AWAY BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE HE HAS SOME MAJOR ISSUES.. ITS ONE THING TO BE ROMANTIC BUT THIS DUDE NEEDS TO FIND HIS BALLS AND RETTACH THEM. YES THATS SWEET THAT HE WANTS ALL THAT STUFF BUT AFTER A YEAR OR SO BEING WITH HIM THE HONEYMOON WILL BE OVER! IM NOT AGAINST THIS DONT GET ME WRONG, JUST HATE THAT GIRLS OUT THERE PUT HOPE INTO GUYS LIKE THAT AND WHEN THINGS DONT WORK OUT THEY GET DEPRESSED.
(via sweetdistantdrone)
